Remember Knut, the cudly little polar bear cub that the whole world fell in love with a couple of years ago?
Well Knut isn’t so cute anymore. Nope. In fact, he’s not even white, he’s brown! (Can a polar bear even be brown? Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m just being racist again.)
Anyway, the color of his fur isn’t the problem. The problem is, he’s getting kicked out of the Berlin Zoo because it can’t afford to keep him around. (I’m sure being called a “psychopath” by a zoologist doesn’t help his case.)
Don’t worry, Knut. Just head to Hollywood. There’s always a place there for washed up, unstable former child stars who’ve long outgrown their cuteness and usefulness to society. (*cough* Lindsay Lohan *cough*)
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