Aww, Knut, the formerly adorable polar bear of international fame, has a fan. Seems a “lonely” German man hopped into the 440-pound bear’s enclosure at the Berlin Zoo for a visit and autograph before police hauled him away.
Apparently, the man didn’t bother reading my earlier blog post in which it was pointed out that Knut has been labeled a “psychopath” by zoo officials. Yeah, that would’ve been a good thing to know ahead of time.
So what have we learned today, boys and girls?
First, read my blog before considering paying an up close and personal visit to a large zoo animal.
Second, just because a polar bear looks lonely, it doesn’t mean you should try to be its BFF. In all liklihood, it’s probably just bummed about that whole global warming thing. Instead, just push Al Gore over the railing and walk away.
Third, deranged former child stars can be led anywhere with a leg of beef.
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